had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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