porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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