He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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