I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
wow bdsm is so cute
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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