To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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