She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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