He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
