like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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