And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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