You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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