Sponge bath it is.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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