they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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