No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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