Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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