i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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