Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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