So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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