She is in my trunk
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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