i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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