similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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