Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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