: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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