And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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