Pappa wants mamma naked
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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