we're blogging at a bar
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
not ubering you a puppy
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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