Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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