So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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