That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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