You can't motorboat a personality
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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