Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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