It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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