I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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