youre lurking in front of me
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
