ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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