Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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