If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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