it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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