I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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