I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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