Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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