Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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