just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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