Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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