I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
