I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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