i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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