Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
did you just send me my own nude
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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