I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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