BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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