Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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