Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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